Star date 2011.10.04
Sometimes plastic beat man.
Our new cyborg goalkeepers are the proof.
All the skills of our good LTN. Accursio, called “The Graffo,” nothing can be against the reaction speed and precision of action of the new “substitute-goalie”, S115X160 model, addet to our equipment just a few days ago.
Some members of the troop have the courage to complain of the difficulty in trying to beat the new cyborg. They will understand that the greatest difficulties in training will benefit in battle.
The model “S115X160″ replaces the old model “str4cc10″ , which is not comparable to the new one.
Neither the technical specifications, nor in speed/efficiency.
Ah, technology …!
For the curious, the photo of the new cyborg is not what you see on the page, but that at this link.
Il primo ufficiale Rambaldi, matricola 88, non può che essere felice degli sforzi compiuti dal Capitano per tenere il nostro vascello sempre updated… La ciurma ne sortirà i benefici a breve, e qualunque arrembaggio da adesso in poi sarà letale…